BIBLIOMP: THE STORY
It was 11:00 am
Origins: Biblioranus
Year: 19BIBLIO9 (2021 Earth Years)
The original 5, Brightliomp, Boblimp, Meatliomp, Bibleiomp, Burnliomp, and Randy moderated the karma of Biblioranus using suggestion. They did not believe in harming others so they used weapons to transmute any negative energy.
One day they picked up a radio signal from Twatter about XRP maximalism, an enemy of Bibliomic Karma because XRP can’t do everything by itself without annihilating an entire race of dog memes and food group coins.
They traveled to earth and brought Dev X back to Biblioranus to talk him out of completing this cryptocidic plan.
He was not in a mood to have a meeting. It was 11am and he had a very raw lunch awaiting him at the sushi bar.
When the Bibliomps brought up “flipping the switch” he flipped a lid. “STOP PUTTING ME IN THESE SCENARIOS, BIBLIOMPS!” He shouted. He pulled out an industrial switch connected to a Ledger Hardware Wallet and flipped it on.
The Bibliomps looked at each other for the last moment they had together in one piece for they were totally slammed with so many gold bricks with XRP logos that they burst into $$$$ pieces and got trapped in the XRPL as NFTs until someday someone can find and match all of their pieces to free them.
It is up to you to collect and reconfigure the Bibliomps before it is too late.
Brightliomp
XDSEA MONKEYS
INHABITANTS OF THE XD SEA OF BIBLIORANUS
The XD SEA is an ocean that covers Biblioranus and the only ocean in the universe that is cheetah/leopard print (doesn't matter, it is a cat) in appearance.
The XDSEA Monkeys are the most sentient ocean creature so they get to have the most interaction with the world but they are very rare. They are an important part of the Biblioranus ecosystem.
While Bibliomps are enforcers of Karma the XDSEA MONKEYS are enforcers of nostalgia. They live in the past for your benefit. Trust them, they say. The future is too futuristic, they say, What do they know? They are just Biblioranal Brine Shrimp!!
Anyway, that is their job. They appear when someone needs to be nostalgic and activate the old memory chakras located between the nipples somewhere. Doctors have no idea about this secret chakra yet either unless you are a doctor...
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While they are rare, you maybe able to locate one that is for sale within your range. Otherwise check the Zodiomps, as they are a continuation of the XDSEA MONKEYS model and definitely available at listing price!
THE ZODIOMP
Biblioranastrology: Starliomps
Biblioranus has stars in the sky like we do but they are a little different. There is a more profound effect caused by their formations in comparison to ours. On Earth you would, for example, be a specific rising sign with various other signs involved in your human design. These are Bibliomps and have a lot more volume. If you are born under the Libriomps then you are a stereotype by design to make dating a lot easier.
Basically they got tired of all the Sagittariomps Rising with Pisceliomps Moon signs creating unmanageable chaos even though it was awesome. The problem was that it was too awesome. Bibliomps all around Biblioranus, or B'b'anus as they call it for short, were running at vibrations that caused too many to ascend as rainbow bodies to keep up with the demand for manufactured goods and industry is the meaning of life.
On Biblioranus the best astrologers use dating apps and invest in decentralized, utility based cryptocurrencies that have equal amounts of legitimate partnerships mixed with equal amounts of conspiracy hypothesis which have been predicted by ancient moon gazers to reach market caps larger than Bitcoin's ego, who is a Capricliomp and why it chooses the proof of work model. Typical stereotype.
